February 2012
142 posts
Watchkurttcocaine:
OMFG WHAT I’M CRYING
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
I wish I could illegally download all my possessions. How big of a file would a Lamborghini be?
the-hazeltons:
who cares about having a valentine i just wanna fuck
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
undeadlife:
Ugh. I miss that sex where after you’re both done you just lay there not moving because you are both so exhausted and satisfied. So you just give each other little kisses and cuddle naked until you are both ready to go again.
Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No no no officer, it's hi how are you
Neck kisses are the best.
innocencekiller:
need i say more?
Random thought of the day
I wish I smoked weed in middle school because then I could sit in the back and laugh my ass off at the D.A.R.E. classes.